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  1. Knock, knock.

    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    • Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. Parallel lines have so much in common.

    • It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  4. Why did the bicycle fall over?

    • Because it was two-tired!
  5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    • A gummy bear!
  6. Why did the math book look sad?

    • Because it had too many problems.
  7. Why did the tomato turn red?

    • Because it saw the salad dressing!

Remember, laughter is like a free workout for your soul. Enjoy these jokes and keep spreading the joy! 😄🤣

 

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Posted : 19/04/2024 3:17 pm
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